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LEO WINS 10K HU BRACELET

June 16, 2009 | 10:08 pm | nachos

HOW IN THE FUCK DO I GET SO DEEP IN A FUCKING TOURNAMENT ONLY TO FUCKING BLIND OFF A THIRD OF MY FUCKING STACK AND GOD DAMN FUCKING LOSE 99 VS 87S WHAT THE FUCK FUCK POKER FUCK LIFE FUCK EVERYTHING I AM STUCK ON THE YEAR AND I AM NEVER GETTING UNSTUCK EAT A FUCKING DICK AND A HALF LIFE AND ESPECIALLY COMCAST FUCKING DIE IMMA GO TO ATLANTIC CITY AND IF I DON”T SHIP THAT 5K EVENT I AM GOING TO DRIVE MY GOD DAMN CAMRY OFF A GOD DAMN FUCKING BRIDGE EAT A FUCKING DICK WORLD

-young leo wolpert

Categories: Poker, brag
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6 Responses to “LEO WINS 10K HU BRACELET”

  • June 16, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    evang` said:


    i love this update so much

  • June 16, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    Goodeh said:


    fuck yes

  • June 16, 2009 at 10:51 pm

    DonXris said:


    Ahh such eloquence.

  • June 16, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    Davis said:


    ALL HAIL BAD BEATS CREW’S #1 TOURNAMENT PLAYER

  • June 17, 2009 at 12:40 am

    Hein said:


    haha any chance that leo wolpert will resurface within the next year or so?

  • June 17, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    CybrPunk said:


    Now you can pay someone else to drive the Camry off a cliff. Amirite?

    Grats on the bracelet!

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